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Old 8th August 2016, 09:12 PM
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I'm fairly sure cats are out to get me , you just can't reason with them though so I'm at a loss as to what to do
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Old 8th August 2016, 09:15 PM
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Do you need some advice on ******* ? I can help you on that one if it looks like a cat and tastes like a cat then it sure as hell is a cat
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Are you implying you made all of this up ? If you have you are a real Chopper I have just re calibrated my mass flow induction unit that accounts for thermo nuclear reactions between seismic and radioactive reactions of polar and solar seismic shifts in the Astro physical solar impulses excreted by solar flares
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See boys they just sit there looking nonchalant and I know the B*****ds are thinking
I'm gonna sleep on your bean bag when your not looking
and I'll be honest with you I'm not sure if Mrs 1 isn't encouraging this ..... Which makes me think she's out to get me as well
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Also why hasn't my swear word been stared out



Now I feel bad .......
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Old 8th August 2016, 09:30 PM
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See boys they just sit there looking nonchalant and I know the B*****ds are thinking
I'm gonna sleep on your bean bag when your not looking
and I'll be honest with you I'm not sure if Mrs 1 isn't encouraging this ..... Which makes me think she's out to get me as well
Don't feel bad about calling them names Damo , unless they are pedigree kitties they won't know who their fathers are.
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See boys they just sit there looking nonchalant and I know the B*****ds are thinking
I'm gonna sleep on your bean bag when your not looking
and I'll be honest with you I'm not sure if Mrs 1 isn't encouraging this ..... Which makes me think she's out to get me as well

Not a problem Damo Cats do not like orange peel,put some on the bag.
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Old 9th August 2016, 09:03 PM
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Talking about cats, has anyone ever wondered why they seem to get stuck up trees alot ?
I was talking to a Fireman friend today who reckons it's all to do with the metal buckles on there collers !
Apparently, they react with the trees magnetic pull resulting in the cat being unable to move .
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