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Old 28th January 2014, 09:06 PM
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Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street and had a drink in a Mars Bar. He asked her name.
'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon (Snickers), the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Curly Wurlies and she rubbed his Maltesers.
Soon they were Heart Throbs. It was a Fab moment as she
screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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Old 28th January 2014, 09:28 PM
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Old 28th January 2014, 09:44 PM
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Old 28th January 2014, 11:02 PM
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I would never have guessed that about Bertie ? you live and learn ??? HOLLY
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Old 29th January 2014, 04:56 AM
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Honestly lads and ladies you've got the wrong berty...

I spell my name with a y...

The mistake happens often...

Berty hehe
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Old 29th January 2014, 09:38 AM
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Nice one, made me laugh.
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Old 29th January 2014, 10:25 AM
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Old 29th January 2014, 11:27 AM
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Thats brilliant.
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