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Old 9th October 2009, 07:03 AM
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Default Biscuits

Bit of light hearted reading

There's been a bust up in the biscuit tin!!!! A Bandit called Rocky (who was a little Crackers) hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband, Kidnapped a Trophy and made his breakaway in a Taxi. The police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland who was Hobnobbing a Ginger Nut!!! Unfortunately they haven't a crumb of evidence - the Jammie Dodger got away!!!!!!!!!

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Old 9th October 2009, 07:22 AM
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it pains me to encourage you ....but i actually like that ...very good Nige

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Old 9th October 2009, 07:59 AM
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Onother classic from Nigel

At least he if he can get rid of them on here there might be some new ones when he shoots
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Old 9th October 2009, 08:57 AM
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nice story

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Old 9th October 2009, 09:00 AM
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I saw Rocky playing with a Yo-yo in a Club, they were at the bar drinking Bourbon
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Old 9th October 2009, 09:16 AM
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I like the last bit below
>>>HRPC airgun section<<<



According to the myth, Pandora opened a container releasing all the miseries of mankind—greed, vanity, slander, envy, pining—leaving only HOPE ( + airguns ) inside.
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