Well done to all involved at M.A.D for hosting the GP, very testing coarse for the conditions on the day.
As for Simon Evans, well turns up still drunk from the night before, full of wind and ****, nearly had a heart attack after the walk up the hill to lane 2 (starting lane). Misses the second target in first lane after claiming "god that nearly killed me, cant hold steady", thought to myself this youths in for a mauling today??
48 targets later he`s beat me by one and Mr Chopping by 3 (also on our lane, who`s no mug) and carding the second highest score off first session. I ask you, is this guy pulling my chain?? or should we all have turned up ratted?