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Old 15th July 2011, 06:58 PM
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I notice that you have failed to mention to our visitors that the West Pennine Moors are frequented by "The mad sheep monster" from Blackburn. Often to be found parking a small blue Nissan prior to the donning of an old sheep fleece and rounding up some likely victims for his strange rituals.

I believe the monster responds favorably to the offer of some old German gun parts, so a bag full of old gun bits can be left as an offering outside your tent. This should prevent any more "incidents."

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