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Old 13th February 2011, 09:10 PM
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Default Berty has Derk disease

My choice to stay at home seems to have been a wise one, again!

However, It seems i missed out on a whole new chapter of how to miss with an Ev2 excuses.

I`ll let Berty Explain

"I used Nats pellets and my Ev2 was all over the place, going 2 inches low"

Not a bad excuse for hitting 26, well missing 14.

However, he claims to have used said pellets last week to so now its rubbish and you would have thaught after nearly dropping into B class last week with such a low score he would have tried to up his game this week?

Talking of uping the game, Well done little Jack on finishing off your birthday week with yet another Berty bashing day out.

I dont have all the scores but I know:
Jack shot a very impressive 36.
Nigel Hayman 32,
Berty "oh thats how you miss with an Ev2" 26 (Derks disease in wafta)
Dage Gage a dispirited 18
and Derk 16, which must be Hw Derks disease.

All i can say is plaease Jack let berty win at Purley Chase!
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