A shrink was doing a therapy session with four young mums and their small kids.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mum he said, "You're obsessed with food; you even named your child Candy."
To the second, "You're obsessed with money, so you named your child Penny."
The third, "Your obsession is alcohol hence you named your child Brandy."
At this point the fourth mother quietly got up and took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, ****, we're leaving!!"