Barcelo Vardero Hotel Tenerife Open
Shocking performance at today's 10yd competition, couldn't make best use of the superb accuracy of the crossman smooth Barrel shooting ball bearings. Beaten by my wife and a whole heap of drunken spaniards. I hold my head in shame.
I was a disgrace to FT sorry guys!
When I was 5 I wanted to be like George Best
At 10 I wanted to be Nigel Mansell
At 40 I wanted to be like Tiger Woods
At 50 I want to be like Gilly
Just shows how life can kick you in the nads