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Old 16th October 2015, 07:42 AM
skires skires is offline
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Originally Posted by rich View Post
Chap on the next lane said, "Do you mind if I smoke?"

"Catch fire if you like."
The old ones are the best eh Rich!

"I picked a girl up last night and she asked if I smoked after sex ... I told her I wouldn't be going that fast."

Was that an old Groucho one?
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