Help needed please
This is not a wind-up.
Part of my job is to respond to any incidents involving injured wild animals, mostly deer. I usually get called out by the police or the RSPCA.
I received a call late this evening asking if I knew an experienced air gun shooter in the Shrewsbury area or someone willing to travel there first thing tomorrow morning, to dispatch an injured seagull that is stuck on a lighting conductor on top of a house. They are willing to cover anyone's costs that can help.
Please PM me and I will pass details on.