Originally Posted by Keltyboy
I've just read thru all this thread, amusing yes, but I have now come to the conclusion.......
Popgun yer a tit!
I know you like me Keltyboy but your post can be misconstrued, so I feel compelled to explain it.
I'm soft and warm but firm,
I deliver a milky type substance that has a nutritional value good for the development of an infantile mind,
However, as people get older and their taste buds develop I loose my flavour.
But people still like a little suck now and again, even if the tank is empty