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Old 9th July 2014, 12:46 PM
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Thumbs up Anal examination

Originally Posted by simona View Post

Takes me back to a GP at Harriers in 2007 where, despite a recent anal op, I battled round thanks to the quality of 21st century wound care.
Simon you are perhaps forgetting our anal antics in 2011 when we shared a hotel room together in Italy! Those examinations you suggested were very enjoyable, even though the probe you showed me somehow felt longer and bigger when you inserted it
Your tip of bending me over the bed and placing my head into the pillow worked a treat (as you'd thought you forgot the lube) but then you somehow found it and squirted it in at the end just before removing the probe. It must have been tough to get it out though as you grunted quite a bit before it squirted.

Anyway it made me feel all funny, warm and tingly inside. and was a fundamental aspect to my win in Italy. Highly recommended.

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