Vital piece's of info are missing.
Is it small chunk chutney or large chunk chutney.
As the pilchard you are Neil, I cannot see you using small chunk chutney, but I may be wrong and maybe you would prefer a mixture of small and large chuck chutney.
Now onto the the Ferret, is it a small or a large ferret? is it dead or alive? Is it male or female or A sexual.
It's a bit like FT rules, do what you want with whatever you want, however you want to use it.