Definition of a chutney ferret
Is this a specific breed of ferret or is it a ferret that seeks out chutney ?
If it's the later I would fit it tail first,that way you can coaxe it out with some chutney on your finger.
About as much use at field target , as a life guard at the Olympic swimming pool.
Last edited by Marmitinator; 23rd February 2014 at 07:36 AM.