I wanted one of those Hippy long bob hats to shoot in over Winter. I thought they looked cool.
Then I saw a bloke wearing one in our local and realised he looked like a cross between Ezio and a tw@t.
If I knew nothing of shooting sports and I was walking my dog through the countryside on a Sunday morning and came across a wood and I saw some fat blokes with airguns and camo coats ... and then some fat blokes with airguns and Gimp suits ...
... guess which one will be mentioned in the conversation starting ...
" You'll never guess what I saw down the woods this morning " ?