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Old 28th January 2014, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by AIRFIX GILLY View Post
Have you tried talking to your pellets?

Yes that`s what I do. When I`m ready to open a new tin I gently peel the tape off, remove the lid and reveal the pellets all tightly packed in....... What you do next is the secret...... talk to them, yes talk to them.
Gentle rub your fingers over the top of the pellets from side to side and in a whispered soft tone say..........
"pump the Fish my beauties, pump the Fish". Straight away the pellets sparkle and fizz with zeal. Then just tip them in your pouch and crack for me.

I swear at a lot of mine, a few milliseconds after they've left the barrel.
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