I recall taking part at a GP at South Dorset some years ago, I was shooting in B grade (within BFTA) and went round with a couple of AA grade chaps. After about five lanes one of them turned to me and said, "It's not a f****** race, tha' knows. You did those lanes in a minute and ten seconds. You've got two minutes."
Northern chap, he was.
We had a good laugh afterwards.