Originally Posted by Strokebloke
I have received some excellent coaching from a renowned Castle habitue.
And I have spent a lot of time at the Greyhound Club during the week, in preparation for this one.
I have been advised by my coach that if I score more than 50%, he will expect to receive a productivity bonus.
(I feel sufficiently confident about this, that I already have a bar of Cadbury's Fruit & Nut in the car, as my bonus offering. It seemed most appropriate somehow.)
If I score less than 50%, I have been instructed never to speak to him again.
(I'll eat the chocolate myself)
Not with your mouth full anyway, that would be very rude just like telling someone to F off without saying please