I'm glad you managed to get the lucky wonka golden ticket.
You've obviously not socialised with the M.A.D bunch before as you'd realise that there isn't one member with a body fat percentage of less than 50% and by that very statement would definitely not go to a venue that served any less than 5000 calories per sitting.
I hope this helps and look forward to meeting you at last.
All the best.
THE TANGLED WEB OF DECEPTION!
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