I'm 100% convinced it'll be a Parcelfarce job of a stuff up. They are setting records with us at the moment at work.
AA S200- Saturday delivery attempted before we opened (I work in an airgun shop) by Parcelfarce employee I call 'Mongo' (he sounds exactly like Mongo from Blazing Saddles)
Prestige KUB-SB Thumbhole rifle arrived with a broken stock. Apart from wrong replacement stock being sent out by Prestige (I tried to find a way of pinning it on Parcelfarce), the correct replacement stock arrived with a damaged part of the fore end.
Just lately all parcels delivered by Parcelfarce have looked like they spilt 'enry Cooper's pint and he wasn't best pleased.
"I wanna play cricket on the green, ride my bike across the stream, cut myself and see my blood, I wanna come home all covered in mud. I'm a boy, I'm a boy but my ma won't admit it..." I'm A Boy- The Who 1966