This sort of thing is why I want an intercom at work.........
"This is the voice of the Mysterons"
"Clean up on aisle two"
"Stop touching it or it'll fall off"
"Boss, are you pretending to not be in or do you want to see this rep?"
Luckily, the therapy & medication stops me from doing this sort of mischief.
"I wanna play cricket on the green, ride my bike across the stream, cut myself and see my blood, I wanna come home all covered in mud. I'm a boy, I'm a boy but my ma won't admit it..." I'm A Boy- The Who 1966