Originally Posted by TOOL
Some pilchards would be better off using a bean stalk as a windicator !
Gadgets won't win you bugger all only ridicule !
For varying wind conditions try buffing / polishing the head of the pellet on the side you wish to give wind too then shoot straight down th pickle barrel at the tin chicken and hey presto with a wiz and a bang the little blighter will fall over !
You could also try soaking bullets in budgie urine then dry them in the oven at gas mark 4 possibly while your warming a Findus crispy pancake up.
With the greatest of respect,are you OK?
This obsession of crispy pancake's has to stop,move on there's lot's of cheap packaged crumb coated Crap out there to try.
I thought we were getting somewhere, when you moved your attention to parsnip's
I want to move next door to you, to make sure i get the exact same council pop as you do.