You're from Trentham and saying you are from Stoke on Trent
Pah ... far too posh. Now if you'd have said Blurton or Hem Heath ... but you Trentham folk should be air lifted out and dropped next to Wilmslow or Prestbury.
You even have your own gardens that us peasants have to pay to get into.
( I'm not in Stoke ... I live in the far posher Newcastle under Lyme ... we have a ski slope and fountains in the middle of roundabouts don't you know ).
( ... and who are you lol ? )